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@mert opposite of a Plumber mert??

@mert what's the opposite of plumbers?

@mert What about the fortnite kids Mert ? Are they better than plumbers right now

@mert @Dior100x plumbers?

@mert Cryptographic poetics by Mert 2026

@mert They have lots of edge in today's world tbh not just in crypto AI can't take their jobs too

@mert ok the shitters line actually landed, not gonna pretend it didn't

@mert @toly sir any say on Plumber?

@mert there is no crypto without plumbers

@mert Fr, I think they will help fix all the shitter Kols we have In the space by draining their liquidity and giving it back to the real ones lol

@mert I feel seen

@mert and they always hit you with extra charges after the first quote just like gas fees

@mert you just described every crypto influence x.com/0xVeepul/status/20874778…

@mert That’s certainly one way to look at it 😅

@mert The kind of humor I inspire to have 😂😂

@mert presenting the plumber build PC x.com/axxel_ai/status/20874779…

@mert So, what about Fortnite players?

@mert plumbers plumb

@mert Bro plumbers don’t sell right ? Sitting at 100x x.com/NabiSol7/status/20874780…

@mert Go

@mert 我认识一个修管道的朋友，他说币圈暴跌时大家才想起他，这比喻绝了，但漏了散户自己关阀门的能力才是关键

@mert Bub's a plumber

@mert And you know the funniest thing? They never miss the exit liquidity

@mert plumbers？

@mert draining liquidity. hell yes. my coinstats dashboard shows the real flows not some pipe dream

@mert Let that sink in.

@mert lol without them crypto is not crypto. Respect bruhh

@mert we went from trading against plumbers to trading against fortnite kids

@mert plumber got the rekt pump hands

@mert so true, they know all the exit strategies!

@mert Plumbers have been managing liquidity pools their whole lives.

@mert draining liquidity literally in the job title

@mert x.com/i/grok/share/eb606d3f313…

@mert x.com/Velvet_Capital/status/20…

@mert ai isn't going to be taking their jobs anytime soon

@mert my boiler has been off since march and nobody has answered for it

@mert And can DCA with their fat payrolls : )

@mert x.com/tealstreet/status/208748…

@mert Plumbing is just risk management with a worse dress code.

@mert *they're

@mert Managing the infrastructure really is the plumbing of the digital economy, regardless of what happens to be flowing through the pipes. 🛠️

@mert spent their whole life fixing leaks just to watch dev wallets flush the entire liquidity pool in one candle 📉

@mert Unpopular opinion: Fortnite kids would annihilate the plumbers in trading in 2026. As much as i hate them it's true.

@mert I’ll shill ZEC to my plumber after showing him this

@mert Trust, based invoicing is the real overlap here. You pay before verifying the work, same as presale tokens. Bad plumber gets a bad review. Bad token just vanishes. At least the plumber leaves a mess you can photograph.

@mert how many plumbers are actually in crypto though? feels like a niche crossover but maybe im wrong

@mert is your pipes clean? call 900 - 650 - $Plumber

@mert I'm a plumber with 3 years experience. This is my official application to plumb with you at helius

@mert @PlumberORG Buy hold

@mert draining liquidity yes but plumbers fix the shitters too edge is real either way