> Multicoin partners allegedly asked Kyle Samani why they owned 47 different governance tokens but no $HYPE for so long. Nobody has seen him since. Insider sources claim Multicoin’s investment process now starts with one question: “What would Kyle do?” Then they do the opposite. > a16z begged me to unlock some spot $HYPE. They said every dip gets bought instantly and their traders can’t source enough inventory anymore. Chris Dixon asked me what’s the best way to farm s3. I answered that they get a multiplier if they send their spot hype to 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000. > Goldman Sachs heard the rumours that every IPO deal will be frontrun by Hyperliquid traders. They asked if my $HYPE position was “negotiable.” I told them it depends. They asked what price. I said: “higher.” > Bloomberg called me because their terminals apparently keep getting searches for “HYPE FDV at $100.” They asked if this was a bug. I said no, just price discovery for the house of finance. > Paradigm asked me to OTC some $HYPE. Fred Ehrsam sounded stressed. Said the desks are completely dry and clients keep asking for exposure. I told him: That’s what happens when your president shills Hyperliquid to the entire world. > Sequoia called me today at 3am asking if I’d lend them some $HYPE liquidity. Apparently every founder in crypto suddenly became a Hyperliquid maxi overnight. The partner sounded exhausted. I told him: “Makes sense. Price discovery happens on Hyperliquid now.” > Jump Trading offered me “strategic partnership opportunities” if I’d part ways with my $HYPE bag. I said no. They immediately increased the bid. I said ”keep going, now you understand“. > Jane Street tried to calculate fair value for $HYPE. They asked me what’s the underlying of a Hyperliquid? After 14 spreadsheets and 3 models they concluded: “there’s not enough spot available.” > The New York Stock Exchange called at 3am asking why everyone was staring at Hyperliquid. I said: “Because the market was open.” They said: “Which market?” I said: “Exactly.” > BlackRock asked why their analysts suddenly have Hyperliquid open next to Bloomberg. I said: “One tells you what the market thinks. The other costs $30k a year.” > CME called asking why traders were increasingly looking at Hyperliquid. They said it was getting embarrassing to watch an asset find its price somewhere else while they waited for Monday morning. I told them: “You spent decades convincing everyone you were the center of global price discovery. Then Jeff added weekend trading.“ Hyperliquid
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