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@0xngmi discussion is HR final boss 😭

@0xngmi My Name x Your name is what I do for short meetings.

@0xngmi That title has rug pull energy 😭

@0xngmi lmfao it was meta wasn't it

@0xngmi you accidentally made a layoff announcement 😭

@0xngmi “Not fired” next time

@0xngmi In DefiLama there are no meetings right

@0xngmi “We need to talk”

@0xngmi That meeting title now reads as a soft layoff warning in every calendar invite forever

@0xngmi 🤣🤣😂😂

@0xngmi And you didn't even capitalize it. Whew, that poor employee! lol

@0xngmi Can't blame him. Meeting with the boss for no clear reason may sound like that LOL Or maybe the person is very pessimistic 😅

@0xngmi The most honest meeting name in corporate history.

@0xngmi Might i recommend ‘Status Update’ to instill terror in the future?

@0xngmi the meeting title doing more damage than any agenda ever could

@0xngmi job scare

@0xngmi If its an employee just call it "follow up" it's the title I use for 1:1 meetings with my team

@0xngmi The meeting title doing the firing for you is a wild twist

@0xngmi Classic

@0xngmi A bit like when gf wants to discuss.

@0xngmi y'all trippin, he really thought he was fired lol

@0xngmi Tree would never

@0xngmi I usually resend invites when people do that. imagine a calendar full of "catch up" / "quick chat" and even more vague "discussion" 😅 1-1 / 0xngmi - person - mid year review talks more, may even help the person come more prepared for the chat

@0xngmi 😆😆

@0xngmi patrickkkkk

@0xngmi next time do: "discussion (not getting fired)"

@0xngmi Awww. Poor guy

@0xngmi "We have to talk"

@0xngmi the word "discussion" on a 1:1 invite is basically a trauma trigger at this point. should've gone with "quick sync" to keep the existential dread in check.

@0xngmi they thought they were ngmi 😭

@0xngmi Should’ve just called it “sync”

@0xngmi Tbf I'd have thought that too

@0xngmi discussion" invite = instant dread

@0xngmi :))

@0xngmi damn thats a scary vibe

@0xngmi “Discussion” is such an innocent calendar title with terrifying implications

@0xngmi lol that’s a vibe, lowkey love the honesty in naming meetings

@0xngmi the naming avoidance is a whole management skill unto itself