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@unusual_whales Who gives a shit!

@unusual_whales That is outstanding news, now it’s my turn

@unusual_whales Good for him

@unusual_whales x.com/vibebulance/status/20873…

@unusual_whales TMZ huh

@unusual_whales That is why the eggs were frozen

@unusual_whales @elonmusk your move dawg

@unusual_whales Now let her split from NY and we are good.

@unusual_whales x.com/ajoenamedjoe/status/2087…

@unusual_whales x.com/loveleesfinance/status/2…

@unusual_whales AOC is tired of being oppressed by a white man

@unusual_whales This is not news… I hate that my feed is full of this shit.

@unusual_whales The AOC campaign against white people can kickoff any day now!

@unusual_whales Makes sense why she was freezing the eggs but we don't need those kids

@unusual_whales Wow.. x.com/MisterOptical/status/208…

@unusual_whales @realDonaldTrump she is single now, time to put that charm on

@unusual_whales Elons gonna get her pregnant

@unusual_whales x.com/i/status/208730979835832…

@unusual_whales Nobody cares. You people are democrats.

@unusual_whales @alexstein99 now’s your chance

@unusual_whales respectfully who cares. the only aoc filing that moves markets is her financial disclosure. she backed a ban on congressional trading in 2022 and still sits on financial services. so where's the crypto custody/market structure bill, or are we just doing tabloid content now?

@unusual_whales So you're saying there's a chance ?

@unusual_whales x.com/lesliexu1/status/2087310…

@unusual_whales Apparently the guy dodged a giant missile

@unusual_whales Well that’s how it crumbles, cookie-wise

@unusual_whales She will be dating a black guy so she can run for President

@unusual_whales I guess woke 2 scared him more than woke 1

@unusual_whales Have financial news outlets started running relationship advice shows now

@unusual_whales I knew this would be a fun & respectful comments section

@unusual_whales The real reason for freezing her eggs

@unusual_whales x.com/hmysl22/status/208731155…

@unusual_whales TMZ reporting that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Riley Roberts ended their engagement marks a quiet end to a partnership that spanned over a decade, going back to their college days at BU. 💔

@unusual_whales Smartest decision he’s ever made

@unusual_whales x.com/yung_coxey/status/208731…

@unusual_whales Dies that mean we get to see his stock trades now??

@unusual_whales Hes gonna become a reporter for Infowars now

@unusual_whales Public relationships are rough enough already, but doing it while one of you is constantly in the political spotlight has to make everything harder.

@unusual_whales So that’s why she freezing eggs 🥚

@unusual_whales Bro wanted a baby

@unusual_whales Bar's closed huh?

@unusual_whales I guess she was too proximate to whiteness.

@unusual_whales A reminder that public engagements can look permanent right up until they aren’t.

@unusual_whales Feel like AOC is being selfish with what could have been. x.com/RelaxingNews/status/2087…

@unusual_whales Any ideas how to trade this?

@unusual_whales @elonmusk - shoot ur shot buddy

@unusual_whales Who? x.com/MotionMetaX/status/20873…

@unusual_whales Let me guess, she wants tax payers to foot the bill for the divorce lawyer

@unusual_whales Guess even the most progressive bills can’t pass a love amendment. 🙏

@unusual_whales So, HE is “Woke One”??? Crayyyyzy.

@unusual_whales He couldn't take it anymore?