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@HYPEconomist Need it delivered in a briefcase

@HYPEconomist goldbug arc loading... nobody tell them gold's already a 5000 year old offramp from everything

@HYPEconomist sir getting ready for WW3

@HYPEconomist i only need funding to execute that

This is actually a very interesting idea. A real Hyperliquid → physical gold off-ramp could bridge onchain liquidity with one of the oldest stores of value in the world. If someone can make it transparent, fully backed, redeemable and easy to use, I think there could be real demand for it.

@HYPEconomist physical gold?🫪

@HYPEconomist Found a couple of old motors at my grandma’s country house, so now I need a copper onramp to Hyperliquid

@HYPEconomist 🤣🤣🤣

@HYPEconomist you need a vault or a pawn shop that takes perps whats the actual plan for settlement?

@HYPEconomist Just offramp and use that money to buy real gold at your nearest gold shop bruv

@HYPEconomist 😂 its gonna send $HYPE to actually mars

@HYPEconomist One position. Turns out that position is a physical gold offramp for the whole timeline

@HYPEconomist I need that delivered with Jeff face as a stamp

@HYPEconomist Technologia

@HYPEconomist 1) what?

@HYPEconomist The hard part isn't the venue, it's the redemption leg. Tokenised gold only works if someone holds allocated bars and will actually deliver them against the token, and that's a custodian and audit-trail problem rather than a crypto one. Every wrapper solves the easy half.

@HYPEconomist offramp from hyperliquid straight to my bunker