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@wmtbxsh Baby, how long did you wait? 🙂‍↔️

@wmtbxsh This trick works really well for platform appeals—at least someone on the other end is reading your letter. It doesn't work for payment rejections. The machine makes the decision in a few hundred milliseconds; it doesn't read the letter, it checks the card range, issuing bank, and address to see if they match. No matter how sincere your appeal is, the risk control team won't see it. Their "appeal letter" only has one format: Change to a card that works.

@wmtbxsh TM, those prettier than me aren't as sexy as me 🥀😠 Those sexier than me aren't as pretty.

@wmtbxsh TM, those prettier than me aren't as sexy as me 🍀🌼 and those sexier than me aren't as pretty.