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SonicAIWizard
大嘴和尚
@SonicAIWizard

2013年某个月,接到某个猎头电话,去某个大厂面试项目主管,最后因为我的学历问题,落选。 过了几个月,又接到这个大厂本地HR的电话,说总部来了几个领导,可以再来谈谈,于是就去了。谈得都很好,还是学历问题,人家忍痛让我落选。 又是几个月,HR又给我打电话,说北方区老大看上了我的简历,约去谈谈。我直接问:“我的学历问题可以解决?”HR说谈得好就可以走特例,这不是问题。 于是又去了,依旧谈得很好,领导打包票交给他,等他通知。然后没了音信。 2014年了,大厂的HR又给我电话,我直接问:“特例申请到了?”说没有,但是上次那个领导,也就是北方区老大,还想跟我谈谈…… 我信了他个鬼了!!! 是的……我又去了,谁让人家给的待遇好呢……额,又被耍了,等通知后又没了消息。 前几年,某个项目,我作为客户外聘专家,代表客户参与评标,碰到了这个大厂,并且就是之前谈过的那个北方区领导带队投标。 其实在开标之前,这个领导,有点神通,知道我第二天参与评标,就给我打过电话说吃饭等等,我笑呵呵应付过去。 开标前,我专门问了客户这个项目怎么评,这个公司的背景?客户说这个公司关系一般,不用在意,随意评。 于是我就随意发挥了,大厂这个领导带着一个技术主管和一个技术专家来讲标。 呵呵呵,很多IT项目纯粹就是用户提需求,没有明码的参数,主要靠专家对用户需求的理解,以及对投标方解决方案的认可程度……所以,可发挥的地方就多了去了。 问了一些我最擅长,但是明显市场上基本技术无解的问题,怼得他们哑口无言。算是完美复仇!! 七千多万的项目,十九家投标,三个包段三个中标方。这个公司两个标段都排第二,一个没中。 评完标之后,当天晚上,大厂这个领导要请我吃个饭一起聊聊。我直接说:“不行啊,我学历不够。” 是的,没风度,可是过瘾啊!!

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Anyhow爱玩 @anyhowbin ·

@SonicAIWizard Is this some kind of joke? From now on, I'll have to pay people to even go for an interview!

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 还有这么耍人玩的吗?以后面试得给钱才去面啊!

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jaime @jaimesolis ·

@SonicAIWizard No matter how strict the academic qualifications are, they can't hide ability.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 学历筛子再硬也挡不住能力.

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奇怪的猫 @astrangecat0 ·

@SonicAIWizard Is this the second time they've called you in? Is it because HR is trying to meet KPIs or because the boss values ​​your talent?

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 第二次喊你去,是HR刷KPI还是领导惜才?

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Jacksonhuf @Jarishuf ·

@SonicAIWizard This manager appreciates you and probably tried their best to help you, but the main problem was the big company's processes; they couldn't get the whole process sorted out. Isn't what you're doing considered repaying kindness with enmity?

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 这个领导很赏识你,应该也尽力帮你争取了,主要还是大厂的流程卡住了,搞不定整个流程。你这样做算不算恩将仇报?

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Richard JJ Cui @BravityKing ·

@SonicAIWizard 我遇到過。蘿蔔坑。用你的簡歷把其他競爭者先刷掉。然後隨便找個理由把你刷掉。最後蘿蔔就進坑了。

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逍遥天地间 @qphSA2hQ4OyJyKT ·

@SonicAIWizard Educational background discrimination is justified.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 学历歧视有合理性

CC @newnergy111 ·

@SonicAIWizard Awesome

original · ja

@SonicAIWizard 爽

呆猴别动队 @Alex_SUNRUI1102 ·

@SonicAIWizard After watching the whole process, this leader should have fired this kind of person... Regardless of ability, not being able to distinguish between good and bad people is terrifying... It seems that those with insufficient education really shouldn't be hired.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 看了整个过程,这个领导就应该把这种人刷掉的... 不管能力高低,分不清好人坏人太吓人了... 看来学历不够的确不能要

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David Deng @David_F_Deng ·

@SonicAIWizard Once is enough of this kind of craving; broaden your horizons.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 这种瘾过一次就够了,眼光放远点

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Daavid Woong @Daavid_Woong ·

@SonicAIWizard If you don't want to go to dinner, don't say you're not qualified enough. Wouldn't it be better to say that you're not qualified enough to invite me to dinner?

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 请你吃饭不想去,就不要说自己的学历不够,说您的学历不够请我吃饭,不更好?

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天问 Teven @imtianwen ·

@SonicAIWizard Social obligations are the most enduring form of retaliation.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 应酬,是最长情的应仇。

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KH Iman CHEUNG @khimanfreeman ·

@SonicAIWizard IT項目,7千萬,還分三個段,不是什麼大項目呢。

挺郭灭共总司令部 @chen88888899 · 15K

@SonicAIWizard Not seeking revenge is like being a eunuch.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 有仇不报是太监

Charles @muye1002 ·

@SonicAIWizard They need to be taught a lesson.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 就得治治他们

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宝库 @white88com ·

@SonicAIWizard I had the same experience when I interviewed at Baidu and Tencent. After several rounds, they finally told me my academic qualifications weren't up to par. Are you kidding me?

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 我当年去百度和腾讯面试也是,好几轮了,最后告诉我学历不合格,逗我呢。

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@SonicAIWizard A 70 million project is easy to tender? Are you just bored? The tendering cost alone must be several million!

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 7000万的项目好招标??闲的??招标的成本都的几百万了吧?

Shiban @Shibanban123 ·

@SonicAIWizard The boss said we'd discuss the degree issue again over dinner; this time it really can be resolved.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 领导说吃饭时,再聊聊学位问题,这次真的可以解决了

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Shiban @Shibanban123 ·

@SonicAIWizard I suspect the company is looking to hire other people and just wanted you to be a substitute.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 我估计是公司要招聘其他人,拉你去陪跑呢

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无须多言 ✦ AI Design @mayidejiaoyin ·

@SonicAIWizard A gentleman takes revenge even after ten years.

original · ja

@SonicAIWizard 君子报仇十年不晚

verchena @verchena ·

@SonicAIWizard What exactly is your educational background?

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 你到底什么学历啊

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子贲 林 @Surpasslin ·

@SonicAIWizard Well done! 👍

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 干得漂亮👍

Heiby Nagobill @billheiby ·

@SonicAIWizard HR just completes tasks every time.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard HR每次都完成任务而已

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牌牌 @paipai011 ·

@SonicAIWizard Being rejected twice because of my academic qualifications is even more frustrating than being eliminated the first time.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 两次都卡在学历上,这比第一次就刷掉更让人憋屈

noone @yuhansen123456 ·

@SonicAIWizard This kind of mindset means you're destined to never get ahead.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 这个格局注定一辈子没有出头之日

大刀向鬼子砍去 @ddoxingguz93541 ·

@SonicAIWizard Well done!

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 干得漂亮

咖咖 @guo00100 ·

@SonicAIWizard There's a similar story in the headhunting world: a top talent was recommended by a headhunter to a company with a negotiated salary of three million, but because his first degree wasn't a bachelor's, he wasn't ultimately hired. Later, this candidate secured investment to start his own business, becoming a competitor of the original company and causing them considerable trouble.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 猎头圈还有个类似故事,一个大佬被猎头推荐到某公司谈好的薪资是三百万,但因为第一学历不是本科,最终没有录用。 后来这位候选人拉来投资自己创业,成为该公司竞争对手,干的这家公司焦头烂额

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汉堡哥 @ggman123452 ·

@SonicAIWizard This happened in 2013; the educational requirements were already this stringent back then.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 2013年的事了,学历门槛那时候就已经这么硬了

huihui& @ZhouLu3833 ·

@SonicAIWizard Excellent

original · ja

@SonicAIWizard 优秀

Xiao Yang @XiaoKooeye ·

@SonicAIWizard That was awesome! After all, we're the experts!

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 过瘾,谁让咱是专家呢!

☀炳屹🔥 @realCyrusLi ·

@SonicAIWizard I've watched it all, and it was really awesome!

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 我看完了,都感觉很爽!

CC @CC05778068 ·

@SonicAIWizard A gentleman takes revenge even after ten years.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 君子报仇 十年不晚

Yan Bo @ImYanBoss ·

@SonicAIWizard This could be written as a wish-fulfillment novel, the ending was so satisfying Getting stuck on the education requirement is fucking ridiculous. I've interviewed with most department heads before, but in the end, I was stopped at HR because of my education level.

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 这可以写成爽文了 结局太爽了 卡学历真他妈的 之前也是大部门部长都面试过了,最后卡在了 HR 学历不过

@SonicAIWizard Which company? It's not Alibaba, is it?

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 哪一家,不会是阿里吧?

慕青🌸 @WallisDaistwtp ·

@SonicAIWizard I'm so cheesy 🌺🦋 Anyone want to give me a sharp critique of my luck?

original · zh

@SonicAIWizard 我果然太涩了🌺🦋有人想锐评一下我的福嘛

李老师是你的老师 @Ericx_2012 ·

@SonicAIWizard daydreaming

original · ja

@SonicAIWizard 意淫

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Jacksonhuf @Jarishuf ·

@imtianwen @SonicAIWizard Things aren't just about the outcome. If we only look at the outcome, isn't that too utilitarian?

original · zh

@imtianwen @SonicAIWizard 万事不是只有结果,如果只看结果,是不是太功利?

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Jacksonhuf @Jarishuf ·

@Kox1nGa @SonicAIWizard That's not entirely true. Big companies are very process-oriented, and I guess that's not just a cliché.

original · zh

@Kox1nGa @SonicAIWizard 也不全是,大厂本身是非常重流程,我猜不是套话。

Jacksonhuf @Jarishuf ·

@Feetbepick @SonicAIWizard People shouldn't be too materialistic

original · ja

@Feetbepick @SonicAIWizard 人不能太功利

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Jacksonhuf @Jarishuf ·

@jybgzjybgz @SonicAIWizard What are you washing, and for whom are you washing?

original · zh

@jybgzjybgz @SonicAIWizard 洗什么,为谁洗?

Jacksonhuf @Jarishuf ·

@Ietner @SonicAIWizard While what you said is true, it's not so easy to put into practice.

original · zh

@Ietner @SonicAIWizard 话虽不假,但是可执行性也没那么容易。

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Jacksonhuf @Jarishuf ·

@xc_wxch00 @SonicAIWizard I agree with this 👍

original · zh

@xc_wxch00 @SonicAIWizard 这个赞同👍

大嘴和尚 @SonicAIWizard · 16K

@Jarishuf @Ietner It's true that many processes exist in large companies, but the business unit still has a lot of say.

original · zh

@Jarishuf @Ietner 其实大厂很多流程不假,但是业务部的话语权还是蛮大

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Jacksonhuf @Jarishuf ·

@SonicAIWizard @Ietner Yes, I agree.

original · ja

@SonicAIWizard @Ietner 嗯,同意

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