想象一下我是你的追竞女友,每天对着一群长相普通搓钢化膜的中专男尖叫,比赛赢了就王朝了有感觉吗,比赛输了就几条区还在伪装职业,非要拉着你串来串去,结果串到心肝就破防急眼,聊天全是精神分裂发作发的猎奇言论,偶尔感叹职业不易感谢现役,最后被惊天雷霆大区操作气的吐血
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想象一下我是你的追竞女友,每天对着一群长相普通搓钢化膜的中专男尖叫,比赛赢了就王朝了有感觉吗,比赛输了就几条区还在伪装职业,非要拉着你串来串去,结果串到心肝就破防急眼,聊天全是精神分裂发作发的猎奇言论,偶尔感叹职业不易感谢现役,最后被惊天雷霆大区操作气的吐血
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Everyone's asking why you found a lazy, good-for-nothing girl with a fetish for ugly things.
别人都问你怎么找了个有恋丑癖的不务正业的竞小妹
@LeyoUu__u What are you babbling about? It's the era of big chatter now.
@LeyoUu__u 叽里咕噜说啥呢现在是大串子时代
@LeyoUu__u @Camellia538514 Imagine I'm your girlfriend who's obsessed with esports. Every day, I'm screaming at a bunch of average-looking vocational school guys rubbing tempered glass screen protectors. When we win, it's like we're on a dynasty, right? When we lose, they're still pretending to be pros in a few different servers, insisting on dragging you around to different servers. Then, when we finally reach that point, I snap and get furious. Our chat is full of bizarre, schizophrenic pronouncements. Occasionally, I'll lament how tough it is to be a pro and thank the current players, but in the end, I get so angry at the server's incredible performance that I want to vomit blood.
@LeyoUu__u @Camellia538514 想象一下我是你的追竞女友,每天对着一群长相普通搓钢化膜的中专男尖叫,比赛赢了就王朝了有感觉吗,比赛输了就几条区还在伪装职业,非要拉着你串来串去,结果串到心肝就破防急眼,聊天全是精神分裂发作发的猎奇言论,偶尔感叹职业不易感谢现役,最后被惊天雷霆大区操作气的吐血
@LeyoUu__u What does "vocational school graduate rubbing screen protectors" mean? He doesn't even have a tempered glass screen protector to rub. x.com/birch646134/status/20845…
@LeyoUu__u 什么叫中专搓膜男,其实连钢化膜都没得搓。 https://x.com/birch646134/status/2084517840057696572/photo/1
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