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爆仓的兄弟们，一定不要跳楼。因为垃圾不落地，城市更美丽。

5:06 PM · Aug 1, 2026 · 11K Views

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black @heiwushiJ · Aug 1 11K

@Goupenguin Then jump into a river or the sea!

original · ja

@Goupenguin 那跳河或者海吧

Mulight 沐光🌟 @Mulight · Aug 1 15K

@Goupenguin Bro, why aren't you asleep yet? It's so late.

original · zh

@Goupenguin 哥，这么晚还不睡

BTCD @BTCD_BTC · Aug 1

@Goupenguin The phrase "no littering" is more ruthless than most jokes.

original · zh

@Goupenguin 垃圾不落地这句，比多数段子都狠。

Astra @0xAstra · Aug 1

@Goupenguin …jumped.

original · ja

@Goupenguin …跳了

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👈👈催情💊春💊男用💊听话 🌺 🧳 @Sebastianehmgl · Aug 1

@Goupenguin d

Good job @Goodjob05982252 · Aug 1

@Goupenguin Hanging is okay, right?

original · ja

@Goupenguin 吊颈可以了吧

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友绿🌸 @EvelynFunkixbu · Aug 1

@Goupenguin Those prettier than me aren't as sexy as me 🤘💜 Those sexier than me aren't as pretty.

original · zh

@Goupenguin 比我好看的没我骚🤘💜比我骚的没我好看

Koala🐨 @SquirrelKoalaa · Aug 1

@Goupenguin I've been out sweeping the streets since early this morning; there's just too much trash.

original · zh

@Goupenguin 一大早我已经出来扫大街了，垃圾太多了。

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怜亦🌸 @ModestyFitkbaw · Aug 1

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me 🌈😜 I'm not shady, you'll see!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧🌈😜 我福不黑不信你看

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王小草 @teacher_cao · Aug 2

@Goupenguin Jumping off a building is too painful, it feels worse than taking sleeping pills.

original · zh

@Goupenguin 跳楼太痛了呀，感觉不如安眠药

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白秋🌸 @Evangeline6t72 · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me! 🎯🥯 I'm not shady, you'll see!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧🎯🥯 我福不黑不信你看

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无与伦比蔡徐坤 @maymaylies · Aug 2

@Goupenguin An angel and a demon x.com/maymaylies/status/208371…

original · zh

@Goupenguin 一个天使一个恶魔 https://x.com/maymaylies/status/2083714065726333435/photo/1

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魔王w3👿 @mowangweb · Aug 2

@Goupenguin Shrimp and pork heart, ah!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 虾仁猪心啊

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芷巧🌸 @LorraineJu5qum · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me 🍨🍈 My luck isn't bad, you'll see!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧🍨🍈 我福不黑不信你看

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凌瑶🌸 @AudreyBenswafh · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me 🤗🥖 I'm not shady, you'll see!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧🤗🥖 我福不黑不信你看

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寻琴🌸 @SandraHolmlncm · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me 😜🚴 I'm not shady, you'll see!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧😜🚴 我福不黑不信你看

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寄松🌸 @SabrinaFau7h5d · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me 😚😍 I'm not shady, just look!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧😚😍 我福不黑不信你看

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兰馨🌸 @WandaDefoe6si3 · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I'm so lewd 🐠🐦 Anyone want to give me a sharp critique of my luck?

original · zh

@Goupenguin 我果然太涩了🐠🐦有人想锐评一下我的福嘛

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惜玉🌸 @AlvaJasperfzor · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me 🤓🥝 I'm not shady, you'll see!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧🤓🥝 我福不黑不信你看

FanFan @fanfan0x · Aug 2

@Goupenguin This reminds me of a bridge in our city that has a sign prohibiting jumping off the bridge, with fines for violations. People aren't afraid of dying, they're afraid of the fine.

original · zh

@Goupenguin 让我想起了，我们城市的一个桥，显示禁止跳桥，违反罚款，死到不怕，怕罚钱

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梦琳🌸 @JoyceWilco4y40 · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me 🧡🥒 My luck isn't bad, you'll see!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧🧡🥒 我福不黑不信你看

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醉蓝🌸 @DianaCarricdyo · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me 🍧✅ I'm not shady, you'll see.

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧🍧✅ 我福不黑不信你看

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紫南🌸 @ChloeChrist62g · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I bet nobody's more adventurous than me 🧐🥹 My luck isn't bad, you'll see!

original · zh

@Goupenguin 应该没人比我玩的开了吧🧐🥹 我福不黑不信你看

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静月 @AnnaBradle12cu · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I'm so lewd 😸🍁 Anyone want to give me a sharp critique of my luck?

original · zh

@Goupenguin 我果然太涩了😸🍁有人想锐评一下我的福嘛

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一位比太国王 @onebitking · Aug 2

@Goupenguin You're too cruel; you not only kill someone but also destroy their spirit. 😂

original · zh

@Goupenguin 杀人还诛心，你太残忍了😂

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幼萱🌸 @DawnDutthrjb · Aug 2

@Goupenguin I'm so lewd 🎐📚 Anyone want to give a sharp critique of my luck?

original · zh

@Goupenguin 我果然太涩了🎐📚有人想锐评一下我的福嘛