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one of the most insane threads i've seen on here x.com/ceterispar1bus/status/20…

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milly.hl @milly_rock7 ·

@ceterispar1bus the way it escalates with every screenshot is unreal each update made me more anxious

CryptoCycleEnjoyor🐉♦️ @_CycleEnjoyor_ ·

@ceterispar1bus My head hurts from reading this... She's not making any sense...

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TiTan | DeFi @TiTan_Web3_ ·

@ceterispar1bus read 3 tweets and needed air

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Haribaldi @IamHaribaldi ·
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SSF Enterprises @ShadySlimFast ·

@ceterispar1bus She works in finance and has a podcast...

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@ceterispar1bus shes a woman what did you expect really

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mk4 @mk4_lul · 12K
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Zent @zentXBT ·

@ceterispar1bus It’s insane how hard she’s fighting to redefine “bailout”

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Mick @Mick_Kirkland ·

@ceterispar1bus Yeah and always such people somehow managing like $ 100M+

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deepvaluebettor @deepvaluebettor ·

@ceterispar1bus this is like every other interaction on this app

Nomatic @Nomaticcap ·

@ceterispar1bus This is maddening 😂

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dam capital @damcap_ ·

@ceterispar1bus thanks, i love finding platformed idiots in the wild to preemptively block

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Stock Printer @StockPrinter ·

@ceterispar1bus The average person is so much dumber than you think. The outliers to the upside really do a lot to boost IQ numbers because the outliers to the downside usually don’t get tested

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@ceterispar1bus They are both correct. Not understanding that is an iq test

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Tweet Serith @SerithTweet ·

@ceterispar1bus Now reconcile this thread with the concept of “these people vote”

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GC @GCinvests8 ·

@ceterispar1bus Some people are just financially illiterate

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cryptolalafell @cryptolalafell ·

@ceterispar1bus the vocabulary of the day is bail out

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Hansolo @hanhdngn ·

@ceterispar1bus fed needs to raise rate

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melo @carmelo1up ·

@ceterispar1bus Markets are not efficient Exhibit A

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Pranay Srinivasan @utekkare ·

@ceterispar1bus Lol this is like the core of how the DSA Left has infected common sense to the point every leftie thinks capitalism is friendly and doesn't just consume you if you don't understand the game you're playing.... and wrecks companies all the time.

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M B 霓虹光影 @BeazleyMichel ·

@ceterispar1bus you can never argue with stupid people

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NH Sp🅰️ceMob @NHSpaceMob ·

@ceterispar1bus This is a bailout the way that the recovery ship gets to keep your sinking ship and all you get is a free passage to dry land.

John Busch @JohnBuschVI ·

@ceterispar1bus There's a lot of alpha to be learned on X, but also a lot of frustrating interactions

Dominick Decocco.eth @exchequer22 ·

@ceterispar1bus These people can vote

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insane News @DarnItsInsane ·

@ceterispar1bus This person works for Zacks who charge money for financial advice. Insane !

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OG Bobby Johnson @LegendSchola ·

@ceterispar1bus God, I love women, but

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Street @StreetCitizen ·

@ceterispar1bus A “bailout” comes from the government. Period. Selling your margined shares for 50 cents on the dollar is a fire sale but not a bailout.

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King Beemo @kingbeemo ·

@ceterispar1bus This is who you’re trading against 😂

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0xidative @0xiCapital ·

@ceterispar1bus Laughing my ass of

Chess Warrior @ChessWarri42621 ·

@ceterispar1bus She doesn't understand what a margin call is. And she works in finance. INCREDIBLE @DMT_Doctor

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Go Buckeyes! @buckeyeblitz9 ·

@ceterispar1bus Bitch be stupid lol. Clearly not a bailout

jdougy @justseels ·

@ceterispar1bus this type of comedy is a dying breed most people woulda typed “what is a margin call?” into chat after the reply

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Sameer Singh @sameer_singh17 ·
Firas D @firasd ·

@ceterispar1bus I we can just look at the metaphor’s origins. The concept of bailing out means pouring water out of a leaky boat Situational didn’t get bailed out they sank

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Jojo Cedergren @Cedergrjojo ·

@ceterispar1bus If you are thinking about investing in Value stocks at Zacks... Probably not a good idea... :)

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Solrac @carlosthecomic ·

@ceterispar1bus It’s insane. Also, fairly polite for X

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Linda Xie @lindaxie · 169K

@ceterispar1bus Yikes that was painful to read

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imoldgregg @dadjoke4lyfe ·

@ceterispar1bus Id cancel a Zack’s sub if i had one after reading this

Work in Practice @workinpractice ·

@ceterispar1bus This is my quant.

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Stealth Chief Investment Officer @StealthMode987 · 11K

@ceterispar1bus @carlquintanilla Having a buyer for an asset is not a bailout If the buyer is paying above the worth of the asset with an expectation to lose, then it could be a bailout. This was obviously not that

Hugo @romenmoney ·

@ceterispar1bus @carlquintanilla Dogshit for brains

DOOM II @LogicReturned ·

@ceterispar1bus You’re all just as dumb. She obviously means she finds it unfair that large funds can do off-market block trades at non-public prices designed to minimize market impact (whereas retail is forced to transact on the open market) which governments can and have encouraged

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RE Hunter @REHunter145 ·

@ceterispar1bus It's really not that insane to think that implied government guarantees are handed out like cookies at this point

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Paul Bertrand @pbertrand_dev ·

@ceterispar1bus i just bailed out your tweet btw x.com/pbertrand_dev/status/208…

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KodjoviAJ @Joscocok ·

@ceterispar1bus Fascinating in a strange way.

Gravis @gravis821 ·

@ceterispar1bus Bro, she is saying that retail would have gladly bought those positions at 20% discount in less than 1 minute.

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Danny Iskandar @disk0x ·

@ceterispar1bus @grok what's the definition of bailout? be honest

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@ratpatootie69 @ceterispar1bus LMAO. U dumb fuck. Go ask leos fucking broker if they got bailed out faggot

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shark tank aficionado (joker era) @ratpatootie69 ·

@mm85007623 @ceterispar1bus Fintwit is not sending their best and brightest I see

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@ratpatootie69 @ceterispar1bus Not needed for someone like you

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@ratpatootie69 @ceterispar1bus 💤 bro got excited over owning words. x.com/mm85007623/status/208320…

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@ratpatootie69 @ceterispar1bus Uhmmm sctually guys technically if we go by the literature we should just ignore common speak in the context of social concessions and strictly adhere to non formal definitions of words that are literal connotations but we can pretend its the denotation to seem smarter. Pathetic

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shark tank aficionado (joker era) @ratpatootie69 ·

@mm85007623 @ceterispar1bus Me when I'm schizo

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@mm85007623 @ratpatootie69 @ceterispar1bus Your ass is on full display and it is GIGANTIC

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@ratpatootie69 @ceterispar1bus Take notes. You might actually become an interesting person

bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@Pregory1 @ceterispar1bus Did i? Prove it. I bet your reply will fail the test

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@mm85007623 @ceterispar1bus Joe Wiesenthal explained what she (and you) should already know. Someone sold some stocks to someone else. That’s it. That’s not a bailout. She is a professional but sounds like an amateur. She reaches when she speculates on government involvement. It’s silly. Hope that helps!

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@Pregory1 @ceterispar1bus I knew you were just another parrot who lacked their ability to think themselves. Your reference to joes statement proves that. Joe is another sub average iq buffoon.

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@Pregory1 @ceterispar1bus Heres a hint, bailing out means to rescue someone from trouble

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@Pregory1 @ceterispar1bus And yes citadel buying an entire margin called hedge fund in one block trade and being to hold off short shell pressure is a fucking bailout amazing work by the broker

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@Pregory1 @ceterispar1bus Here comes all the bums who have never held investors money and train leveraged robinhood into my orderbook

bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@swishzilla @ceterispar1bus Ur brain immediately tells u the answer unless ur gay or trans

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@mm85007623 @ceterispar1bus “Being told” by whom, jackass? Your entire superiority complex depends on something you or someone you follow made up. x.com/Pregory1/status/20832155…

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JR @swishzilla ·
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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@Pregory1 @ceterispar1bus “Being able to hold the position “ And yes bail out means To bail someone out .

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@Pregory1 @ceterispar1bus Im tryint to make a specific point here. Im doing it in this manner to force everyone to think. This conversation about 2 people arguing over a word is gayer than james charles. Its anti intellectual

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@Pregory1 @ceterispar1bus And its fucked up to call that bitch stupid csuse she is technically not wrong in any of her points. I havent seen a single commentator go point by point with counter arguments as their proof

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@mm85007623 @ceterispar1bus “It’s f*cked up to call that b*tch stupid” is the most amazing backhanded “defense” of a woman I’ve ever seen. Bravo. I can’t argue with that. You are very high IQ, obviously.

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@Pregory1 @ceterispar1bus Who cares what you think tho.

akimov @FNazis85244 ·

@Pregory1 @mk4_lul @ceterispar1bus Classic misogynistic white man. I will bet my entire life ur a trumpie too

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.zero @zerodollarsleft ·

@mm85007623 @ratpatootie69 @ceterispar1bus You’re fucking retarded my guy

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Nimayi Dixit @nimayi3 ·

@LogicReturned @ceterispar1bus Lot of people on this site get their nut off by putting others down to feel intellectually superior. Particularly those in positions of public thought-leadership.

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@popIntegers @ceterispar1bus We would have to agree to disagree. I would consider what citadel did a bailout. I think leo did not have access to the book once he tripped risk limits. I think open market would be very very bad if they went there

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bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@popIntegers @ceterispar1bus By open market i mean directly sending orders to exchanges

bourneagain @mm85007623 ·

@jerrymig87 @ceterispar1bus Great point on how most financial bailouts work. This is quite a unique case however

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donger_69 @_Hibachi__ ·

@FNazis85244 @Pregory1 @mk4_lul @ceterispar1bus He is surprised the person with less than half a clue what they’re talking about is paid to do so.

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@_Hibachi__ @FNazis85244 @mk4_lul @ceterispar1bus You have the right of it. If a man had said the same things she did I would’ve assumed he pumped gas for a living.

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Lambda Thoughts @lambda_thoughts ·

@mm85007623 @popIntegers @ceterispar1bus I mean in a technical sense it could count as a bailout. But colloquially bailout means "help someone out at your expense", which is obviously not the case here.

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DOOM II @LogicReturned ·

@StoicYield @ceterispar1bus compelling argument genius

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Nimayi Dixit @nimayi3 ·

Yea, I thought it was a nice sort of philosophical question: Does a “bailout” require that underwater positions be removed from the balance sheet at “meaningfully above prevailing market rates”? Does it require some kind of government guarantee? I think these are all interesting questions. I wasn’t aware of the market volume freezing up etc., so that adds an important nuance to it also. I think there’s a “political worldview” angle to this also. Some make a clear demarcation between private and government. As long as two entities in the private sector engage in a mutually agreed tx, it’s not a bailout. Others divide the private market into privileged and non-privileged players. To them, a Citadel swooping in and buying out another privileged speculator from total bankruptcy is a kind of unfair thing. The guy who blows up his life savings on some meme stock options gamble doesn’t get that same benefit.

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Rohan @_oofwhite ·

@nimayi3 @ceterispar1bus Ok did some talking with the market expert (Fable 5). it said, The bailout is more so for the banks then for Leopold. He got crushed. He is kinda back to the streets asking for money again. Bailout for the banks who found someone who can fill their margin calls.

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Rohan @_oofwhite ·

@nimayi3 @ceterispar1bus I’m really new to finance and I’m just learning so i might be blurting stuff that’s is commonplace for every finance bro.

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Nimayi Dixit @nimayi3 ·

That’s an interesting way of looking at it I think. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were calls made to the SEC and FDIC in the background. But that’s just speculation. The system is very good at protecting itself. Long story short, I think it’s a good thing that the issue was sorted before cascading into a potentially broader systemic thing. I’m also glad it seems like it was handled efficiently in the private sector without government guarantees. Whether you see this as the beauty of free markets sorting out the competent from the incompetent risk managers, or you see it as the unfair privilege of elite insider dealing…there’s truth in both perspectives. Debating this is intellectually fruitful if you can avoid getting too emotional about.

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Nimayi Dixit @nimayi3 ·

@_oofwhite @ceterispar1bus lol na, you’re good. I’m not an expert in these things either. We’re just using it as an opportunity to learn about the world. Good conversation 👍

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Rohan @_oofwhite ·

@nimayi3 @ceterispar1bus Likewise mahdude

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Nimayi Dixit @nimayi3 ·

@yamanawabi @ceterispar1bus If there’s evidence regulators orchestrated the deal, I think it would bolster the “bailout” narrative. Generally, I think it’s good that the system protected itself without much fuss.

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DOOM II @LogicReturned ·

@StoicYield @ceterispar1bus Here you go retard, learn something x.com/dnapway/status/208319376…

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StoicYield @StoicYield ·
GEN5₿ @TRUEMC_3 ·

@FNazis85244 @Pregory1 @mk4_lul @ceterispar1bus He’s not but I am na what 🤣

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Wolfe @everytimeicash · 18K
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Frank Mackey @NarrativeCombat ·

@Pregory1 @FNazis85244 @mk4_lul @ceterispar1bus I believe this man now owes you his entire life.

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@everytimeicash @FNazis85244 @mk4_lul @ceterispar1bus As one of the most famously libtarded communists on this entire website, I demand the environmentally friendly option of cremation for this bigly lightweight loser.

@NarrativeCombat @FNazis85244 @mk4_lul @ceterispar1bus Google says I can make him my indentured servant for a maximum of 7 years, but we’ll see what the courts have to say about that. I will change his legal name to “Mildew” and make him do all my grocery shopping. x.com/Pregory1/status/20833054…

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Frank Mackey @NarrativeCombat ·

@Pregory1 @FNazis85244 @mk4_lul @ceterispar1bus I’d make him follow me around everywhere to tell me the time whenever I ask so I don’t have to wear a watch anymore. Excited to see what you do here as the possibilities are endless.

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Jimbo @DrSukpoodeep ·

@FNazis85244 @Pregory1 @mk4_lul @ceterispar1bus Be nice he has two gay dads and voted for Kamala.

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