At a restaurant tonight. I saw a single mom hand her 4-year-old an iPad. Pathetic parenting. I marched over, ready to lecture her about screen time and post her photo online for engagement farming. But then I noticed something. The kid wasn’t watching cartoons. He was watching a YouTube tutorial titled “How to find cryptocurrency with real value” and taking furious notes with a crayon. I froze. He rewound the part about the future of finance three times. He calculated the daily buybacks, staking amounts, supply shock and the “AWS of Liquidity” value on a napkin. He asked his mom if Hyperliquid was the only quality cryptocurrency. I immediately congratulated the mother for raising the next Warren Buffett. Then she told me her son’s name: Bob Diamond jr. I left my wife sitting alone with the check, to convince the kid for advisory, co-GP of $PURR DAT for $HYPE, mentorship and being an LP. One of the greatest evenings of my cryptocurrency career, knowing the $300M in bids would come next week.
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