Hyperliquid, in a fucking stroke of genius, "upgraded" its blockchain, shoving on-chain validator voting down our throats to pull assets off the exchange – all after the memecoin $JELLY got fucked by a measly $6 million attack. Shit, what a brilliant move, especially since they were manipulating the hell out of it themselves, screwing prices both ways like goddamn devils, and now they’re playing the saviors pulling corpses out of the shitpile. Decentralization? Sure, as real as a dealer’s promise that “this is the last time, I swear.”
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