Open the casino !!!

Stay classy

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u/FinishWarm1746 1 5 hours ago

this is it right here
u/mortifiedjeremy52 1 5 hours ago

back to Wendy's applications
u/BarbellPadawan 1 4 hours ago

Randy only buys calls after huge run ups in the underlying.
u/Dagdazlin 1 4 hours ago

I’m afraid that there won’t be a better meme made for this community. This is the peak. Puts then?
u/vulgarbas3rd OP 1 4 hours ago

Believe it or not… calls I’m not a financial planner.
u/Lotusflowerrr_ 1 4 hours ago

Imagine how much time energy and money could’ve been saved if everyone in this sub just took all their money and put it on black
u/ArlendmcFarland 1 4 hours ago

Or just put it in qqq and added to it every couple weeks
u/vulgarbas3rd OP 1 4 hours ago

0dte TQQQ you pussy
u/OcularOracle 1 4 hours ago

This is the way!!!
u/ReallyBrainDead 1 4 hours ago

And I do it so well, I do it naked!
u/genericdeveloper 1 4 hours ago

It's diversified asset investment with calibrated risk management tolerance and it's very classy - guh!
u/stringtheory28 1 4 hours ago

What are you guys gonna do tomorrow? Crypto?
u/elpresidentedeljunta 1 4 hours ago

I´m a trader the "I write therapist" of gambling...
u/vulgarbas3rd OP 1 4 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/7222cl7a9zuh1.jpe… The rapist?
u/HumbleWinnerrr 1 4 hours ago

Bruh
u/mg_us_ 1 4 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/rcwca481azuh1.jpe…
u/CalebVanPoneisen 1 4 hours ago

It’s not a scam it’s called Cryptocurrency. Like our coins and our billes. It’s exactly the same except this digital stuff goes up in value while the dollar goes down. No, it’s not gambling because Chad McScamberg said on his podcast that Bitcoin was gonna be worth $1 million by 2030.
u/elizabeththe4th 1 4 hours ago

I think you mean something else here when you say “All on Red”.
u/[deleted] 1 4 hours ago

[deleted] — already gone when the archive first saw it
u/AbilityFinancial5055 1 4 hours ago

it’s not gambling if you lose every time. at that point it’s just a subscription service
u/ExaminationFail25 1 4 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/r0qq041wazuh1.jpe…
u/IputSwitchesOnGlocks 1 4 hours ago

I can’t believe it’s 2026 and the casino is closed on nights and weekends