Sequence of tweets in the last two hours….imagine if the market was open

X has been a blast the past two hours. Too bad it wasn’t a trading day.

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u/CWB2208 1 18 hours ago

Priced in.
u/Thatsockmonkey 1 18 hours ago

I wonder if anybody told either Putin or Zelenskyy about this, or did they read about this online just like the rest of us
u/DragonflyOrdinary848 1 18 hours ago

Weekend Wall Street is up a whopping 0.09%
u/TowerNecessary7246 1 18 hours ago

SPX will be up 2% tomorrow over two countries making a temporary agreement to not fuck each other up in a very specific way, while continuing to fuck each other up.