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  1. u/Bubbly-Following-966 1 17 hours ago
    Russia just took out a Ukraine power plant.. ![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk)
  2. u/ignatious__reilly 1 17 hours ago
    Trump has zero authority over there But he sure acts like he does
  3. u/Street-Animator-99 1 16 hours ago
    He’s already stopped 8 wars! Cmon now
  4. u/Significant_War_9954 1 17 hours ago
    He's making shit up again. (All the time)
  5. u/glorifindel 1 17 hours ago
    Send him to the nursing home. Wait a second, is the WH...
  6. u/Bubbly-Following-966 1 17 hours ago
    He needs Gitmo. Along with his entire administration.
  7. u/jreyn1993 1 17 hours ago
    Phew, glad to see some news I can definitely believe...
  8. u/Vinral 1 17 hours ago
  9. u/Known-Gur-1209 1 17 hours ago
    Russia is the aggressor. Unless Russia stops attacking Ukraine, this means nothing.
  10. u/The-Bloody9 1 17 hours ago
    How can anyone not believe this stooge is a Russian asset. It's beyond denial now.
  11. u/rmassie 1 17 hours ago
    This narrative is something centrists and corporate aligned democrats put out. I don’t know why. I think he’s just stupid and sometimes his edicts align with Russia.
  12. u/InertState 1 17 hours ago
    Ok he’s not a Russian asset. Let’s say he was, what would he do differently?
  13. u/Sumoshrooms 1 17 hours ago
  14. u/programeingdev 1 17 hours ago
    Similar statement from the Russia State Duma. So it was all made up
  15. u/Odd_Parfait_1292 1 16 hours ago
    To absolutely no one's surprise.
  16. u/CommercialAgency928 2 17 hours ago
    I'm shocked. Just so shocked.
  17. u/Odd_Parfait_1292 1 16 hours ago
    Surely this will go down in history as that one time Trump completely made something up and posted about it on social media. Does anyone actually believe anything he says anymore? Surely even his base must be rolling their eyes at this point.
  18. u/Opster79two 1 17 hours ago
    Trump has told a lie! His base will surely reject such behavior?
  19. u/BetSquare7190 1 17 hours ago
    They will blame Ukraine for starting the war against Iran.
  20. u/Opster79two 1 17 hours ago
    Well then, what if he violated the Emoluments Clause?
  21. u/One-Helicopter-4242 1 17 hours ago
    They cannot read
  22. u/programeingdev 1 17 hours ago
    I'm still waiting for legacy media to reject it. It's so obvious the game he's playing but every time he does this it takes hours for legacy media to issue corrections. If you go and read the headlines right now they all say there's an agreed to ceasefire so by the time the news cycle has changed his goal of manipulating markets is already achieved
  23. u/Opster79two 1 17 hours ago
    They want to be first, not accurate.
  24. u/Emergency_Froyo_3030 1 17 hours ago
    No there isn’t. Anyways i hope the vikings get in the end zone today
  25. u/lmyyyks 1 17 hours ago
    Just an excuse for the chief pedophile to blame Ukraine whenever Russia attacks.
  26. u/rvingthrulife 1 17 hours ago
    Lying through his teeth again.
  27. u/[deleted] 1 17 hours ago

    [removed] — already gone when the archive first saw it

  28. u/LokiDesigns 1 17 hours ago
    Effective immediately, there is an ALIEN CIVILIZATION in the space between Earth and the Moon. Earth and Moon have agreed. Do not alienate them! Thank you for your attention to this matter. Nobel Peace Prize reject DONALD J. TRUMP
  29. u/Specialist-Web-9216 1 17 hours ago
    ![gif](giphy|8vsr2w5t91Nte)
  30. u/Infamous_Addendum175 1 17 hours ago
    lol what is this weak watery stuff
  31. u/cr0ssthreaded 1 17 hours ago
    Here's your glimpse into the near future. After declaring an "energy ceasefire" Trump will claim Ukrainian strikes on Russian infrastructure are a violation of the ceasefire and use them to impose punitive sanctions on Ukraine and call for Zelinsky's removal via an election.
  32. u/Glass-Cabinet-249 1 17 hours ago
    He already called for Zellensky to be removed.
  33. u/cr0ssthreaded 1 17 hours ago
    He has indeed. He'll double down. Maybe even tying an end to the sanctions to Zelinsky's removal.
  34. u/Glass-Cabinet-249 1 17 hours ago
    Thing is I'm not sure he understands why Europe is allied to the US, or at least has been post War. He's actually undermining the actual purpose of the alliance in the first place by doing this.
  35. u/cr0ssthreaded 1 16 hours ago
    I think Trump views the world in intensely personal terms, and he only thinks of immediate gain/or loss - can I "win". I don't think the question of "why Europe is allied with the US" ever really crosses his mind. (And if it does, the answer is "Because they need us. We're strong and they aren't").
  36. u/wild_cherry1987 1 16 hours ago
    Russians already striked Khrarkiv power plant after his tweet.
  37. u/cr0ssthreaded 1 16 hours ago
    It'll be interesting to see what Ukraine does.
  38. u/SquishyJeans 1 17 hours ago
    Zelenskyy literally just said this is news to him 
  39. u/Chaosrealm69 1 17 hours ago
    So Trump thinks that just because he posts something on his truth social that it means everyone has to abide by it? His delusions are getting worse.
  40. u/CommercialAgency928 1 17 hours ago
    To be fair. He knows there are millions of complete fucking morons who believe every word he says.
  41. u/fearfulNobody 1 16 hours ago
    No. It's a play to convince people that we need to attack Ukraine.
  42. u/BlacksmithThink9494 1 17 hours ago
    ![gif](giphy|TFYzjZuLAXDzyWsbDM)
  43. u/Poka-yoke1 1 17 hours ago
    He's not holding any cards
  44. u/sweatboxy 1 17 hours ago
    Trump’s gone from lies all the time to no one even knowing what’s he talking about. Babbling.
  45. u/Shenloanne 1 17 hours ago
    Dude thinks he's playing a 3x game haha and it turns out real life isn't a rts.
  46. u/Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat 1 17 hours ago
    If it's posted on Truth Social, then it must be true. lol.
  47. u/VlaaiIsSuperieur 1 17 hours ago
    Russia is already bombing Khariv. So the ceasefire is already over.
  48. u/desertwatchdogtango 2 17 hours ago
    Suuuuurre
  49. u/LetsMoveHigher 0 17 hours ago
    Until tonight at 10pm....
  50. u/Drippy_topper 1 17 hours ago
    ![gif](giphy|Qa5dsjQjlCqOY)
  51. u/Onetruemcgee 1 17 hours ago
    It's a Trump deal, meaning both parties can break it anytime they want.
  52. u/matt_cum 1 17 hours ago
    Straight after mid terms
  53. u/Matt7738 1 17 hours ago
    Give that man another made up peace prize
  54. u/ace-pe 1 17 hours ago
    I'm sure he'd appreciate the WNBA peace prize.
  55. u/Matt7738 1 16 hours ago
    The WNBA probably votes 98% blue.
  56. u/Marshall_BraveStar 1 17 hours ago
    831 days left
  57. u/No_Mastodon1559 1 17 hours ago
    ![gif](giphy|YVvTCqTBglkOs)
  58. u/RoRuRee 1 17 hours ago
    Or less if cholesterol does it's job.
  59. u/pga-181 1 16 hours ago
    I’m voting for cholesterol in the midterms
  60. u/Past_Significance_27 1 16 hours ago
    I'm rooting for the trans fats.
  61. u/snasna102 1 17 hours ago
    The American democratically elected president, folks! Couldn’t be happier for you guys https://preview.redd.it/4tnhwozgkvuh1.jpe…
  62. u/likely- 1 17 hours ago
    LMFAO
  63. u/Affectionate_Pen6882 1 17 hours ago
    Hahha trump is donzo
  64. u/Winstonsphobia 1 17 hours ago
    Energy ceasefire probably hurts Ukraine more than Russia.
  65. u/think_panther 1 17 hours ago
    Who is he addressing? Russians, Ukrainians or Americans?
  66. u/SpNewyork 1 17 hours ago
    His ego
  67. u/turboroofer 1 17 hours ago
    Probably creating a pretext for US “retaliatory” attacks on Ukraine tbh
  68. u/Ok_Raspberry181 1 17 hours ago
    Ukraine learned about ceasefire from twitter. No party involved knew about it.
  69. u/fearfulNobody 1 16 hours ago
    Americans. It's to rally support for joining the war effort against Ukraine.
  70. u/stcv3 1 17 hours ago
    He first called Ukraine and asked them to stop attacking. Then he called Russia and asked them to stop attacking. Finally he posted on his social media. Problem solved in his head.
  71. u/p1gnone 1 17 hours ago
    Sounds like the war participants and refinery negotiators need to talk.
  72. u/Dima_Ses 1 17 hours ago
    An electric powerplant un Kharkiv was hit an hour ago
  73. u/Sea_Local2557 1 17 hours ago
    with energy cease fire he means Ukrainians stop attacking Russia, it doesn't apply for the other side also, with all the sanctions how will they pay for the Russian diesel, give them a ton of cash? i hope 🥭 goes to prison soon
  74. u/DirectionOverall9709 1 17 hours ago
    Imagine just lying like that.
  75. u/DoctorNezuko 1 17 hours ago
    Based on your clock, you are likely a russian or iranian.
  76. u/RepairSubstantial735 OP 1 17 hours ago
    Or Asian
  77. u/sureshot58 1 17 hours ago
    interesting that, in his feeble mind, both parties agreed, while in reality, neither party was actually in the conversation.
  78. u/karl4319 1 17 hours ago
    Has this sort of energy. ![gif](giphy|8nM6YNtvjuezzD7DNh)
  79. u/Tall_Help3462 1 17 hours ago
    Definitely didn’t happen. Fucknuts is working with daddy Putin to make it seem like Ukraine broke this bs ceasefire. God I hate him.
  80. u/NYVance777 1 17 hours ago
    This guys nuts. How many more years left??
  81. u/Practical_Sir391 1 17 hours ago
    2 years, 3 months, 8 days, 22 hours 8 minutes
  82. u/vonrollin 1 17 hours ago
    He doesn't look healthy enough for that.
  83. u/NYVance777 1 16 hours ago
    Do you think there is a large population of conservatives/Republicans that wish any other Republican was president but this asshole. And do conservatives and republicans alike think they should turn the page on the Trump era and move forward with a completely new identity ?
  84. u/Ok_Raspberry181 1 17 hours ago
    Russia just hit power plant in Kharkiv. Ceasefire is over.
  85. u/Massive-Tea107 1 17 hours ago
    “Do not break it” - The guy who ACTUALLY broke it
  86. u/AntiOriginalUsername 1 17 hours ago
    Ceasefire lasted 30 minutes. Gotta be a WR or something.
  87. u/jbutler60 1 17 hours ago
    Lies 🤡
  88. u/Extreme-Tie9282 1 17 hours ago
    Pedo liar
  89. u/SupercriticalRiver 1 17 hours ago
    Pedo
  90. u/GoMineBitBoss 1 17 hours ago
  91. u/CallmeKahn 1 16 hours ago
    And did anyone tell them?
  92. u/MaximumOverfart 1 16 hours ago
    I have a horrible feeling he is trying to build a case for air strikes on the Ukraine.
  93. u/cyrixlord 1 16 hours ago
    want in one hand, shit in the other, which fills faster?
  94. u/TurnoverComfortable5 1 16 hours ago
    Is the energy infrastructure in the room at this moment?
  95. u/Looneytunes110399 1 16 hours ago
    Russia already broke it
  96. u/oicyunv 1 16 hours ago
  97. u/oicyunv 1 16 hours ago
    https://preview.redd.it/dsz1jwrtovuh1.jpe… They still haven’t figured out he lies
  98. u/Sad_Alternative_6153 1 16 hours ago
    "Mom can we have energy ceasefire?" "Nah, we have energy ceasefire at home"
  99. u/ForAGoodTime696 1 16 hours ago
    No there isn’t 
  100. u/AskPizza 1 16 hours ago
    It's almost like Trump is just making shit up. Almost. Gosh, if only people knew he was a compulsive liar.
  101. u/GazelleEcstatic4952 1 16 hours ago
    No there isn't you douche, no one is listening to anything you really fart anymore. Loser lol.
  102. u/Delicious-Fishing802 1 16 hours ago
    Who does this guy think he is ? Supreme Intelligence leader of the world and we need to obey him?
  103. u/Moosetappropriate 1 16 hours ago
    Just because the ASSHOLE IN CHIEF says it doesn’t mean anything.
  104. u/Ok_Understanding1986 1 16 hours ago
    Wow an ENERGY CEASEFIRE! Must be the first of its kind. What a historic moment. So glad we have such a thoughtful and innovative leader to bring us such joys.
  105. u/UnlikelyRabbit4648 1 16 hours ago
    Fuck off you cock sucking orange umpalumpa twat
  106. u/Capital_Elderberry28 1 16 hours ago
    Well I wasn’t gonna vote for any GOP but…. Trump made up another miracle!!
  107. u/Striker40k 1 16 hours ago
    Maybe Trump should tell his handlers to stop attacking Ukraine?
  108. u/warriorlynx 1 16 hours ago
    He ended the war in 24 hours didn't you know? /s
  109. u/Careless_Counter8732 1 16 hours ago
    Russia killing children is still on the table though.
  110. u/ElvinBishop 1 16 hours ago
    It's a pity no one told the combatants.
  111. u/Nythoren 1 16 hours ago
    Ukraine has already responded with a "what the hell is he talking about?" press release. Trump'ss desperate to get diesel and gas prices as low as possible before the November election. These "press" releases will manipulate the market enough to cause Wall Street to over-react. All he cares about is a short term price reduction to get as many GOP folks elected as possible. Once that is over, all these price reduction efforts are going to be done. The only reason he's doing ANYTHING right now is because of the midterm.
  112. u/EdOfTheMountain 1 16 hours ago
    Oil rubles for Ukraine's rubble. Gas-price lies for midterm votes.