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u/narcteh 15 hours ago Loss

Look where the art of DCA took me

Tomorrow: either lobster or cup noodles for the rest of the month 95% I am soo cooked
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  1. u/Ferret_Rough 1 15 hours ago
    Uhh why would tomorrow matter for Apple?
  2. u/Liteboyy 1 14 hours ago
    An AAPL a day keeps the profits away
  3. u/Ferret_Rough 1 14 hours ago
    He bought the downside swing of the cycle as well. Apple looks good when AI stocks are overpriced then when Apple is overextended and AI stocks are oversold it goes back into AI <— we are here 
  4. u/ohgodthehorror95 1 13 hours ago
    Yep. AAPL was an easy short heading into earnings. Profit margins were set to decline with memory prices through the roof. Revenue growth has been decelerating. And it just had a huge run-up as a "flight to safety" anti-AI tech trade. You'd be regarded to seriously buy a company trading at nearly 35x forward earnings despite forecasted annual growth of barely 10%
  5. u/Lootoholic 1 12 hours ago
    \^ underrated comment
  6. u/Loud_Pineapple_4294 1 14 hours ago
    Why wouldn’t it?
  7. u/Professional_Monkeys 1 15 hours ago
    AAPL played their hand with cxmt and lost. This isn't going back to ath anytime soon
  8. u/pineapplekiwipen 1 14 hours ago
    dollar cost averaging is for stocks not for your favorite monthlies on the way to zero
  9. u/EvillNooB 1 13 hours ago
    🫪
  10. u/Smooth-Big955 1 13 hours ago
    cherry picking the dippiest of dips I see
  11. u/quintessentialquote 1 13 hours ago
  12. u/IllGene2373 1 12 hours ago
    Morons like these deserve to lose money tbh, I’m just pissed it goes to market makers
  13. u/Old-Opportunity-8741 1 14 hours ago
    DCA into short month options?? Truly regarded
  14. u/Jots2708 1 14 hours ago
    yeah dcaing short month calls feels like setting money on fire
  15. u/-sakuranbo 1 14 hours ago
    Tripling down on a short-dated option headed straight to $0. You belong here
  16. u/fickle-phenom 1 14 hours ago
    Damn looks like my last weight loss journey
  17. u/_kibb 1 14 hours ago
    Does the concept of dca even apply to options?
  18. u/ohgodthehorror95 1 13 hours ago
    LEAPS maybe if they're dated like a year or 2 out. But a DCA into a strike expiring within a couple weeks is regarded
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  20. u/VibeRaider- 1 14 hours ago
    https://preview.redd.it/7gninamorvih1.jpe… dca is for stocks not weekly options
  21. u/WorkmanMarty 1 11 hours ago
    Didn’t Warren Buffet say something like “Zig when they zag to maximize your gains” OP might be on to something
  22. u/Kromting 1 14 hours ago
    You're doing fine. Keep going. They are retarded with their $.27 divvy though. I want to keep throwing quarters at them, what a joke for such a lucrative company.
  23. u/BoomerSharkBoy 1 14 hours ago
    DCA is for holding shares long term, dumbass
  24. u/Frosty1397 1 14 hours ago
    But muh leaps
  25. u/WalrusHonda 1 14 hours ago
    Step 1. DCA into options (calls or puts. it doesn’t matter ) and then just hold them all until expiry . Step 2. Extreme wealth
  26. u/Legitimate_Cut_6254 1 14 hours ago
    Step 2. "get lucky"
  27. u/Lootoholic 1 12 hours ago
    Step 3. fill out the application form for Wendy's
  28. u/Typical_Doubt_9762 1 14 hours ago
    Here’s the Wendy’s training video https://youtube.com/shorts/\_bPc6dah1Vw?i…
  29. u/0lle 1 11 hours ago
    They should add this to the automod replies
  30. u/Adventurous_Hand2737 1 14 hours ago
    This is so stupid so it actually has a chance to hit https://preview.redd.it/oqi09m6lwvih1.jpe…
  31. u/Dismal-Programmer-40 1 14 hours ago
    You DCA on one day?
  32. u/MrEdwL 1 13 hours ago
  33. u/IndividualNo7155 1 13 hours ago
    Lmao DCAing monthlies and you wonder why it keeps dropping You belong here!
  34. u/DeanTimeHoodie 1 13 hours ago
    I love it. The regard is getting flamed for DCA on options lmao
  35. u/igotinfirstlol 1 13 hours ago
    No one ever told you to DCA expiring options brother
  36. u/TonyBikini 1 13 hours ago
    The art of being a regard
  37. u/LordMohid 1 13 hours ago
    Are people just throwing acronyms now, dafuq has DCA got to do with this
  38. u/Marcush214 1 13 hours ago
    DCA on options are for day trades only hell options in general are day trades only hell in fact fuck options just trade you some shares you able to make mistakes with the possibility of not losing all you damn capital because you can’t do shit but start from the ground up when you lose damn near all your capital
  39. u/OrganicBirthday107 1 13 hours ago
    small money... nobody care buy it harder!
  40. u/Suspicious_Phrase211 1 13 hours ago
  41. u/juanuha 1 13 hours ago
    Op has no idea what DCA is / is a total regard or....is just ragebaiting
  42. u/Lootoholic 1 12 hours ago
    DCA-ing on losing short-term options is considered a "contemporary" art. like the guy who taped a banana to the wall.
  43. u/lithe_silhouette 1 12 hours ago
    When guys scam into 0dtes and they go from -80% to +800% everyone is like good job. But when this guy is barely down 20% with his DCA everyone calls him an idiot. Of course, if they then go up they'll call him a genius too
  44. u/Daddysmoneyz 1 11 hours ago
    Shares next time dum dum
  45. u/WinMoodNo153 1 11 hours ago
    Sweet
  46. u/scottdxxx 1 11 hours ago
    Came to ask if you were actually DCAing into options but I see I was too late.
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