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  1. u/AutoModerator moderator pinned 1 23 hours ago
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  2. u/No_Drama8032 1 23 hours ago
    Take a high interest loan and continue gambling
  3. u/zeloswap 1 23 hours ago
    excellent advice
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  5. u/He-With-No-Name 1 22 hours ago
    2nd mortgage
  6. u/bobdobdod OP 1 22 hours ago
    “I can turn a 50k loan into 100k on spx odte calls. Trust me loan person.”
  7. u/profanedivinity 1 23 hours ago
    Buy a shirt that says "I'm with stupid" but the arrow points directly up at yourself
  8. u/dwoj206 1 21 hours ago
    put this screenshot on the front just belowthat text and we have a deal.
  9. u/Automatic-Cake-8770 1 23 hours ago
    Chuck that 150 in the 780 spy calls for tomorrow
  10. u/rair21 1 22 hours ago
    After CPI read though, if it is good. Hold for 30 mins. 0dte
  11. u/bobdobdod OP 1 22 hours ago
    I mean it has to go up, right?
  12. u/mhughes2595 1 20 hours ago
    Yeah eventually. But if it does go down then buy puts.
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  14. u/ponionn 1 23 hours ago
    paper trade for 3 months
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  16. u/yupsidetown 1 22 hours ago
    Buy some Wendy's for diner and then apply for a job.
  17. u/bobdobdod OP 1 22 hours ago
    All Wendy’s in my town closed up shop
  18. u/yupsidetown 1 22 hours ago
    puts on WEN then
  19. u/Neither-Job-6300 1 22 hours ago
  20. u/bobdobdod OP 1 22 hours ago
    🫡
  21. u/themayorhere 1 22 hours ago
    Click that button in the top right to see what your gift is. Hopefully you get a Bitcoin or Ethereum. It’s your only chance
  22. u/bobdobdod OP 1 22 hours ago
    Do I still keep it once I cancel gold?
  23. u/themayorhere 1 22 hours ago
    I’m not sure, but possibly not
  24. u/mhughes2595 1 20 hours ago
    Who cares all i ever get are doge coins.
  25. u/michoriso 1 22 hours ago
    YOLO that shit bro, after all we’re in smallstreetbets.
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  27. u/Ok_Association8194 1 22 hours ago
    You should… stop. Just stop. ![gif](giphy|0uBL9HqP48Nu1DNr7r)
  28. u/CMDR_Zafura 1 21 hours ago
    Well, it’s a large chunk of change, but it doesn’t sound like you’ve wasted your life away, unlike 50% of people on BYND. 🫠
  29. u/bobdobdod OP 1 21 hours ago
    Are they going in calls or puts? 🧐
  30. u/CMDR_Zafura 1 21 hours ago
    I mean like in the past. I think BYND is now ‘beyond the charts’, in the downwards direction.
  31. u/MyNameMightBeAmy 1 21 hours ago
    Get shit faced
  32. u/bobdobdod OP 1 21 hours ago
    Don’t want to break sobriety
  33. u/MyNameMightBeAmy 1 21 hours ago
    Good
  34. u/thebullishbearish 1 20 hours ago
    All in on puts. Calls wont pay what u need now, ur only hope is a good ol 3% selloff.
  35. u/bobdobdod OP 1 20 hours ago
    Spy puts incoming
  36. u/No_Database9822 1 20 hours ago
    Go big or go home
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  39. u/GanjaGodAlex 1 18 hours ago
    Bro you were up
  40. u/bobdobdod OP 1 18 hours ago
    I need to learn how to take a step back when I’m up, sell when I’m up and not rush when buying. Being greedy is my downfall.
  41. u/GanjaGodAlex 1 18 hours ago
    Thank you for sharing
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  44. u/papercliponreddit 1 14 hours ago
    Continue, you're not gambling enough. 
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  46. u/oafoculus 1 13 hours ago
    Buy $LENZ at the bell and thank me later
  47. u/scottdxxx 1 10 hours ago
    You should probably gamble the last bit so that you’ll have a good investing lesson you learned when you were young to tell your kids about when you are older.